Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Bring to You, the Queen of Cranial-Rectal Inversion!
Stanton: Tucson Citizen staffers are the best
March 17, 2009, 7:45 p.m.
Tucson Citizen
"Like a fistful of diamonds flung across the desert floor, the gems of the Tucson Citizen were all set to scatter."
Oh, Mrs. Stanton, your prose that you wax so poetically causes my heart to flutter. 
Meh. Not really.
Your previous opinion piece was a who's-who list of CRI for Tucson, and you had the gall to call them Tucson's Treasures. I guess by that standard, the tree-hugging, macho-B supporting, pseudo-socialists at your paper would be the gems in that pile.

Much like oats in a pile of horse-hockey.

We were so close to losing you to being a speech writer or personal assistant for one of those glorious Tucson Treasures, yet you have been granted a temporary reprieve. While I bemoan future articles describing in flowery terms the plight of the illegal, or praise for some over-priced Rio Nuevo pet project, or your adoration for our illustrious Representavies Gabby "does my mouth ever stop moving" Giffords and Raul "Aslan" Grijalva... if you left, I would have nothing to laugh at, nothing to go to when I want to witness the stupidity in the cause of Liberalism.

Good-bye, Billie, yes you shall be missed.

Like a boil is missed after it is lanced.

 ***Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you.***
Peter Schmugge

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