Stanton: Tucson Citizen staffers are the best
March 17, 2009, 7:45 p.m.
Oh, Mrs. Stanton, your prose that you wax so poetically causes my heart to flutter.
Meh. Not really.
Your previous opinion piece was a who's-who list of CRI for Tucson, and you had the gall to call them Tucson's Treasures. I guess by that standard, the tree-hugging, macho-B supporting, pseudo-socialists at your paper would be the gems in that pile.
Much like oats in a pile of horse-hockey.
We were so close to losing you to being a speech writer or personal assistant for one of those glorious Tucson Treasures, yet you have been granted a temporary reprieve. While I bemoan future articles describing in flowery terms the plight of the illegal, or praise for some over-priced Rio Nuevo pet project, or your adoration for our illustrious Representavies Gabby "does my mouth ever stop moving" Giffords and Raul "Aslan" Grijalva... if you left, I would have nothing to laugh at, nothing to go to when I want to witness the stupidity in the cause of Liberalism.
Good-bye, Billie, yes you shall be missed.
Like a boil is missed after it is lanced.
Peter Schmugge
http://thebigshmoog.blogspot.com
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